An Original Comedy
with music and lyrics
by Alice Mirk
by Dan and Caroline Senn


St. Pauls Episcopal Church,
Watertown, WI
presents The Red Door Theatre Troupe in
The Bizaar Ladies of St. Dymphna's
.

Act I

Vestry Meeting - Scene 1

Planning the Bazaar - Scene 2

Butter & Vinegar & Mittens, OH MY! - Scene 3

Act II

The Set Up - Scene 2

Divine Intervention - Scene 3

BOGO to the Max! Alleluia! - Scene 3

Download PDF of the Program
from the inaugeral performance
 in November of 2014.










Play a score video of Dan and Caroline's
work
at the bottom of this page.



The Bazaar Ladies

Lyrics by Caroline Senn

We are the ladies of the church
committee for bazaars
.
We Seek your custom for our goods
presented in our jars.
Pickled candies baked and blessed
our products are for you.
Please pay with coins, no credit here.
Only cash will do!

We are the ladies of the church
committee for bazaars.
Selling woodwork toys, soft knitted
scarves, mittens, gloves and capes.
Cookies, breads 'n' cakes 'n' spreads,
home made jellied crepes.
Local produce, lots of prayer, we
hold our standards high.
Our bazaar starts early now, so
get in quick to buy.
Only cash will do!

We are the ladies of the church bazaar.
Episcopal we number few.
We do not actively recruit.
But our bazaar will pay some bills
and grow our holy loot!
Only cash will do!

We toil all year to raise our crops
and fill our scrumptous pies.
To sell them fast to folks from town
who might just happen by.
Only cash will do!






We are the ladies of the church
of tolerance and craft;
the Book of Common Prayer and Hymns,
of needle work and art.
We try to help the poor the sick
the ones who might be lost
The church bazaare will meet your needs
at a fraction of retail cost!
 
We are the ladies of the church
committee for bazaars
Once a year we set up shop
the church hall swept and dusted.
Its floors all gleaming, halos beaming,
lots of vanilla custard.

We are the ladies of the church.
We know just what you need.
We devoutly pray you take a germ
of our Christian creed.
Only cash will do!

So come and find the seekers church
and swap some hard earned cash.
For a tasty fare with a handmade flare
at our annual affair, at our annual bash!

Onward kitchen soldiers,
we are the culinary Czars.
For a tasty fare with a handmade flare
at our annual affair.
Only cash will do!







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